Monday, June 7, 2010

Kanye's Porsche found Parked in a Living Room


Today, news hit that Kanye's 130,000 dollar Porsche was found parked and wrecked in the side of a muliti-million dollar home in Honolulu. Sources say, neighbors heard a huge crash and when they went to investigate they saw three men fleeing the scene.
"I walked over to see if anyone was dead or people in the car because I could smell liquids and I could hear them draining and no one was there," said neighbor Chris Cooper
After an official investigation, it turns out the Porsche belonged to Kanye West who has been in Hawaii recording his album. Sources also claim that West was traveling during the time of the accident and that his cousin was babysitting the car. His cousin claims that the car was stolen moments before the the wreck and during the joy ride, the theives crashed into the side of the renovating home. As of now, no one was hurt.
hmmm, what do YOU think??

1 comment:

  1. Even though I find myself singing along to his music in my car, I despise him as a person.. He was probably driving the car drunk and ran from the scene. He will show up later in court and try to upstage his lawyers.

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